- A text once every two days will keep us happy
- If you phone us we'll be terrified but we'll love it nonetheless
- If you are honest about just wanting to get laid, then no one will get hurt.
- Generally there are around three-four kisses between you and sex.
- We want to get laid just as much as you do
- Yes receiving flowers at work would be embarrassing but SO romantic. We will be unable to say no to anything you ask.
- When you blow hot and cold we have no idea what to do but you get right under our skins.
- "I have a free house" is code for "there is a seriously good chance you are going to get lucky"
- Find some way to let us know we're on your mind.
- We like to look at your bum too sometimes. Low rider jeans are your enemy.
In other news, I am so fed up of game playing. Why can't I just talk to you when I want to talk to you and not worry about seeming 'desperate'? I mean jesus you were three letters away from the L word within twelve hours of meeting. What the hell?
But men of the world, follow the above rules and you'll be golden!
